Two questions, turkey slaughter, and Squidoo tips!

Seemingly unrelated - these crossed my mind, today. Why do they advertise "restaurants with an extensive wine list" in a radio commercial? With traffic noise in the background it sounds like "expensive". Why do men go to strip clubs to watch sports and eat cheap steaks? The Gov should have chosen a different background: For a collection of my Squidoo Tips go to my lightly humorous sub-lensography.

2 Hot Tips Are Better Than One, Right?

Reading this in the "Specialty Food News": "Down economy increases chicken pot pie sales..." "...23%..." Cluck. Chicken pot pie, Shmicken pot pie. There are some lenses already made. What about all the other pot pies? Beef, turkey, vegetable, wild boar, antelope, rabbit, armadillo... Shouldn't you be off making beautifully aromatic Squidoo pages about the luscious world of pot pies? "PotPieWorld." Not "PotPieGirl" - she's got one of the best blogs for lensmasters. Go, check it out. This was "Hot Tip" #1. Stay tuned for... "Hot Tip" #2: Learn how to blog, better and better and better - here , here and here. Not necessarily in that order. (O.k. - these were "Hot Tips" #2, 3, and 4. Sosumi.) I'm so honored by you dear followers of this blog. Thank you from the bottom of my charred chef's heart.